She Said Tales

Recap on what this tale is all about; we've all heard a story about someone who caught their wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, and a bunch of other relations in bed with someone else. Well, this is my own tale about how I was caught in bed with someone's husband. Being a Friday yet again, let's continue with the steamy tale.

Well, it's Friday, no need to PG rate anything. I have a pretty steamy tale for y'all, come one, come all and here it goes.

It is a downright cold day, over lunch hour I went over to The Junction. There goes this lady in the shortest of dresses I have ever seen and I can't help but wonder isn't she feeling cold? I have worn my share of below the ankle dresses which still got me mistaken for a wera girl. Being a Thursday, let me take you down memory lane with me to revisit a few of my past encounters with Nairobi's 'ladies of the night.'

So he drove by past me in his German machine, at neck speed. Yes, he did! He slowed down just to see if possibly I would flag him down to ask for a lift, but hell no there's no way I'm going back into that cycle again. I'm getting ahead of myself, let me go back to when I first got acquainted with this German machine. It was a particularly cold morning in early December 2014. Here I was new to what has become my dream home, but also the start of a loudly boring life. Things would change momentarily when I met Michael and his sleek Mercedes E230 CGI.